christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under
Just a man walking his crab.
GERALD HENDERSON PASSES IT TO A LADY’S FACE
Anonymous asked: you have any black friday tips for your followers?
Stay home and save your money and dignity. Don’t be caught on grainy security cam footage getting trampled by 46 year old fat women rushing to buy a generic Blu-Ray player for 39.99.
Here we see a sweet lesbian mother with her adopted baby.
REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED
wow this is amazing
Take me here and i will marry you
holy shit, how perfect
Take me here TO marry me
I can’t handle twitter after 9:30 because suddenly everyone thinks they’re a philosopher and/or love expert.